Funny Church Signs

Funny Church Signs

Funny Church Signs

Barbara Jenkins told me about a funny church sign she read about and it was hilarious. Here is what it said:

“I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes”


Here are a few other funny church signs folks have seen:

Honk if you love Jesus; text while driving if you want to meet him

God expects spiritual fruits not religious nuts

Staying in bed shouting Oh God does not constitute going to church

Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool

God help me be the person my dog thinks I am

Try Jesus, If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back

We use duct tape to fix everything; God used nails!

Be Humbly Grateful, not grumbly hateful

Body Piercing Saved my life

Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two . . .

There’s no high like the Most High

Moses was once a basket case

Math Lesson: 3 Nails plus 1 Cross = 4 given

Living without God is a lot like dribbling a football


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