Funny Church Signs
Barbara Jenkins told me about a funny church sign she read about and it was hilarious. Here is what it said:
“I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes”
Here are a few other funny church signs folks have seen:
Honk if you love Jesus; text while driving if you want to meet him
God expects spiritual fruits not religious nuts
Staying in bed shouting Oh God does not constitute going to church
Hipster Jesus loved you before you were cool
God help me be the person my dog thinks I am
Try Jesus, If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back
We use duct tape to fix everything; God used nails!
Be Humbly Grateful, not grumbly hateful
Body Piercing Saved my life
Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two . . .
There’s no high like the Most High
Moses was once a basket case
Math Lesson: 3 Nails plus 1 Cross = 4 given
Living without God is a lot like dribbling a football
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